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Quotations: Sex

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Aesop

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anon

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other
Jane Austen

if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier
Steve Austin

Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.
Dave Barry

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!
Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?
George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.
Betty Friedan

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Diane Frolov

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called making love. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said sex is good. All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large.
Woody Haroldson

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Billy Idol

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
C. S. Lewis

One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Norman Mailer

Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
Jeff Melvoin

Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation, the other 8 are unimportant.
Henry Miller

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins

But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Waiter Rant

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder

Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.
William Shakespeare

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling

I like it when people have sex with me.
Sad Skater

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain

Molly Notkin often confides on the phone to Joelle van Dyne about the one tormented love of Nokin's life thus far, an erotically circumscribed G.W. Pabst scholar at New York University tortured by the neurotic compulsion that there are only a finite number of erections possible in the world at any one time and that his tumescence means e.g. the detumescence of some perhaps more deserving or tortured Third World sorghum farmer. . .
David Foster Wallace

sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.
Alex Walsh

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