Quotations: Dogs

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
Sonjay Anand

When up they gat an' shook their lugs, Rejoic'd they werena men but dogs.
Robert Burns

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat- catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.
Robert Darwin

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
Neil Gaiman

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.
Robin Green

Life is like a dogsled race--if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Christopher Hampton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A Heinlein

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley

Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.
Melvin Maddocks

Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
P J O'Rourke

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
William Penn

Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
American Indian Proverb

The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs.
American Indian Proverb

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Jeanne-Marie Roland

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andrew A Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

What dogs want most in life is for no one to go away.
José Saramago

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected.
George B Shaw

Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Joseph Stalin

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Elizabeth Taylor

We be all good Englishmen./ Let us bang these dogs of Seville, the children of the devil,/ For I never turned my back upon Don or devil yet.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Hunter S Thompson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
John Webster

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